offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ
offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ
“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.”

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

LOLOLOL

(via saucymerbabe)

(via timewarp-grrrl)

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

(via mostfondly)

sansasturk:

SIGNAL BOOST!!!!

This video might be the most clever way to raise money for dogs in need, because all you need to do is watch it.

"Just by watching these puppies, you’re raising money for dogs in need," says the narrator in the video above. "You see, if a video goes viral, YouTube shares the money they made from advertising with whoever made the video, and in this case, every dollar we earn will go toward feeding, treating and finding homes for dogs who haven’t been as lucky as us."

The video comes from The Pedigree Adoption Drive, and ends by imploring viewers to share because the more views received, the more money will be raised.

So share this video. You know, for the dogs.

(via motherofpugs)

aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.
aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.
aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.
aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.
aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.
aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.
aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.
aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.
aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.
aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.

aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.

(via throughthelookingglass5311)

tailorofjoy:

A picture of a baby overwhelmed by pizza

(via timewarp-grrrl)

“When I’m really into a novel, I’m seeing the world differently during that time— not just for the hour or so in the day when I get to read. I’m actually walking around in a haze, spellbound by the book and looking at everything through a different prism.”
Colin Firth (via duttonbooks)

(via poeticeyes02)

batman-has-ink:

This is joe he is one of the nicest people you’ll meet he lives on a farm and supplies fresh fruit and veggies for the town he is 83 and always helps out, all together he has 12 facial piercings and is the most amazing oldie ever

(via bitcheslovemykittens)